“Not one testimonial, review, or named customer on the page. Trust has nothing to hold onto.”
Getting there. A handful of fixes from a score worth posting. 8 findings across four lenses; the ones that cost you most are pinned below.
Does this page persuade and convert?
4/7 checks passed · 3 issuesScored on the checks we can measure directly; the judgment checks were skipped this roast.
No testimonials, reviews, or named customer quotes anywhere on the page. Trust has nothing to attach to.
Add two named testimonials with a concrete result, ideally with a face.
No Open Graph image. Links to your site render as a blank grey box in LinkedIn and Slack.
Add a designed 1200×630 OG image with your name and one line of value.
1 more finding on this lens, plus every finding on the others, each with its fix. Drop an email and the whole report opens.
It signs up, completes the forms, sits through the onboarding, triggers the error states, and captures every screen, desktop and mobile. Then a senior designer runs the kill-pass and delivers the whole teardown in Figma, with a walkthrough and a roadmap. Five business days.
Your AI Visibility presence checks came back 11/20. The Deep Roast runs the live test those checks can't: whether ChatGPT and Perplexity actually cite you, or your competitor.