“Your robots.txt blocks the AI crawlers. You've built a site AI physically cannot recommend.”
Getting there. A handful of fixes from a score worth posting. 8 findings across four lenses; the ones that cost you most are pinned below.
Does this page persuade and convert?
4/7 checks passed · 3 issuesScored on the checks we can measure directly; the judgment checks were skipped this roast.
- 01
One primary CTA
Conversionmajor10 different button labels compete for the click (“product”, “resources”, “track”, “computeprivate beta”…). None can win.
FixPick one action, make it visually dominant, demote the rest to text links.
- 02
Testimonials present
ConversionmajorNo testimonials, reviews, or named customer quotes anywhere on the page. Trust has nothing to attach to.
FixAdd two named testimonials with a concrete result, ideally with a face.
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